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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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THERE. IS. NO. WAY.
O_O
i used to love that baby sun
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Look at those two
Ruining the sanctity of marriage.
HOW DARE THEY
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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.
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David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via coolgrandpa) Clearly.
But … is the ability to rate people skills a skill ?
I used to be sick about people’s ranking disorder.
Playing guitar +1
six pack +2
Jenny Poussin wallpaper on iphone -5
Big boobs +3
Long hair +1
Hello kitty necklace -7
Personally i ended like this :
Ability to never reach expectations but keep pursuing them : +1
Not taking care of ranking but listening what he/she has to say : +1
And that’s all.
That’s how my wife and i met.
And what a perfect couple we make, adorable aren’t we ?
:)
Cheers.
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